These come from the #30plus channel on Efnet. A hilarious collection of quotes by people writing there.

“We English speakers were very happy in the USA, until the British invaded and tried to take our own country away from us by war” (American man)

“It saves far more energy to leave your air conditioner on all day in every room of the house, because then you don’t need to turn in on when you get home” (American woman)

“Florence Nightingale was an American. She took her lamp to a field hospital in Virginia and saved soldiers during the American Civil War” (American woman)

“The nazis were true socialists. Their party was the Nationalist Socialist Party.. that proves it” (American man)

“I am going to exercise my thighs throughout pregnancy, so there won’t be any pain in labour” (European woman)

“I hope Western Australia is no more than 2 hours flight from Seattle. I am going to visit irc friends in Perth and I never travel more than 2 hours in a plane” (American woman)

“Judaism and Christianity are the new religions; Islam is thousands of years older” (American woman)

Ques:”Which was the worst natural disaster in the world in the 20th century?”
Answer:”maybe China’s earth quake of 1975, 300,000 died”.
Reply: “the Alaskan earthquake was the worst in the world, because China is not in the USA” (American man)

“The Bible was originally written in English, because Jesus spoke English” (American woman)

Nana Mouskouri couldn’t have been a famous singer. I have never heard of her and I am an American. (American man)

<Canadian man> The guy who caught Beckhams missed penalty kick ball in Euro2004… got 45,000 pounds sterling for it!
<American man> thats equal to about $12 in american

“I wouldn’t ever visit Britain. They all have bad teeth there”.
“All 59 million of them?”
“Yeah, I saw it on tv” (American woman)

“did we give up when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor? NO” (American man)

“How can you use kilos instead of pounds? The Units are too big to be useful” (American woman)

“the ultrasound was so cute….the baby had my cheeks and you could see my hubby’s nose in the pic” (American woman)

“America gave the world pretty much every comfort of world,,, including the plumbing u use. Outside the USA, people had to shit
in holes”. (American man)

“ha ha Papua New Guinea is in Australia’s backyard? How stupid. Papua New Guinea is nowhere near Australia” (European man)

Two days after the London terrorist massacres:
“As if London people know about terrorism. Not like New Yorkers” (American woman)

“is cricket the same sport as tennis?” (American woman)

“they say that women in Asia do not even have menopause. it doesn’t exist there. I believe it was Asia. Anyhow it is
another country .. where they eat lots of soy” (American woman)